Actual conversation...just for the halibut....
Friend: So the flounder I made last night was disappointing.
Me: Flounder is almost always disappointing. He was probably disappointed in himself when he realized he'd never be a salmon or a tuna. Or even a haddock...just a lowly, bottom skimming flat fish with a misshapen head.
Friend: But halibut is so much better, and they’re flat fish with both eyes on the same side too!
Me: At least Halibut is the biggest flat fish. It's got that going for it.
Is there any question that my friends are as weird as me?
posted by librarianchick @ 1:33 PM
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Groucho:
Now here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico:
Why a duck, why-a no chicken?
Groucho:
Well, I don't know why-a no chicken. I'm a stranger here myself. ...
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