Wellness Evaluation Day...or what not to complete 10 days after Madison

We got an email this morning from corporate that the wellness evaluation survey was up and running. Since you can get a discount on your insurance by doing it, and there's a chance to win a year's free health insurance coverage, I thought, hell, it's 10 mins. I can spend the company's time to fill it out.

Um...

'cept when they ask the question, have you had a little too much to drink at any time in the last 4 weeks...I clicked yes.

Then they ask...what is the most drink yo've had on any one day...umm, let's see...highest amount is 5+, um...well there was Friday night in Madison...um then Sunday night in Madison....click again.

have you had a drink in the morning just to take the edge off or to deal with a hangover? OH! good! I didn't take some people's advice about hair of the dog! Click NO.

With regards to your drinking habits, do you think that 1) they are under control; 2) you don't drink or stopped drinking completely; 3) you need to evaluate them and make changes; 4) you have evaluated them and will make changes soon; 5) you have made changes and are working to keep those as part of your routine.
ummmm....which one means, if I just drank more often, one beer wouldn't make me loopy? Ok, check 1) under control.

Drinking is under control...but when they asked about my dairy consumption, well, damn you cheese curds!!!!